I came across this
beauty on
Etsy today.

Now that you're scratching your head (and pondering how you too, can have this textile marvel they call the 'nekk n brace'), let's take a look at it's description from the seller:
a lil bit nekkn a lil bit nbrace
Its a scarf. bandanna. with a pocket to hold your treasures. like a fanny pack for your face.
bold geometric pattern
choose your own adventure style. many different ways to wear the nekk'n brace.
great for ridding bikes and looking swass.
made from 100% salvaged materials
Neck brace.
Check!A scarf and bandana and pocket all in one? A scandanet?
Check, check and check!A fanny pack for my face.
MY SEARCH IS OVER, check!Bold geometrics, great for accentuating the face.
Check!Choose your own adventure (like the books!).
Most definite check!I can 'rid' my bike AND look 'swass' with it!
Damn right check!All this for just $40 (plus shipping of course) and you can be the coolest kid in your 'hood, right on time for back to school!
(Granny's old speckies, 10-speed and shirtlessness optional.)