Trevor-ism:

"I don't like hanging drapes. It's not sexy or dangerous."

Random Trevor thought

When we came back from water running earlier this week, Trevor had an interesting thought. It came to him as he was lying on the bed with the cat next to him, and her tail decided to sneak up on his face.

Trevor: (with Chloe's tail on his face) 'Wouldn't it be neat if mustaches were alive?'
Me: 'So they would curl upwards when you were happy, droop down when you were sad, and puff up when you were scared?'
Trevor: 'No...just random movements. You would have no control over it.'

lol

Trevor-ism:

"Tofu: Kung-fu of the foot."