Saturday was busy. We planned on starting the bathroom tiling and had a curve ball thrown at us by the ever so helpful people at Home Depot. You see, the last time we were there, we picked up the tile that we wanted to use, but only two and a half boxes. We checked with the flooring desk to make sure there were more in stock or coming to the store, and the woman scanned the SKU in and said 'oh yes, these are standard tiles, I have a delivery coming next week with more'. So that's why we were a little puzzled on Saturday when we went there and the DOUCHEBAG working the tile section treated me like a retard when I asked him about the tile. Here's how the conversation went:
Me: 'I'm looking for this tile, it's from Daltile. I was told there was a delivery coming this week with more stock.'
DOUCHBAG: 'Huh, oh yeah, we have lots of those in stock.'
Me; (surprised) 'Oh! Okay, well, this is a Daltile and we only saw tile there made by another company'
DB: (walking to the section) 'Okay, here it is.' (picking up the other company's tile)
Me: 'That's not a Daltile tile, that's by another company. I'm trying to match this one because it's an off-white colour'
DB: 'Huh, well they both have the same SKU now, so that's it.'
Me: (looking at two COMPLETELY different SKUs) 'But I'm trying to match this one...'
DB: 'Well then I guess it's discontinued' (walking away in true douchebaggery style)
Me: (to Trevor) '#$*@(*#&)@(#*!!!! DOUCHE!!! You can do it, we can help my ass! It's more like You can do it, we might help!'
I'm still gritting my teeth about that loser. Arrrrrrggghhh. So it was off to the Abbotsford Home Depot to see if there was any tile at that store (not quite believing the DB at the Langley store). No tile to be found in Abbotsford. So off to the Coquitlam store. No tile there. Then to the Port Coquitlam store, where we saw a box and a half on the discontinued shelf, so we instantly got out hot little hands on them. On to the Burnaby store where we found another 69 tiles. Then to the Vancouver store, no tiles there. And then to the Richmond store. No tiles there. On to the first Surrey store, no tiles. And finally, the last Surrey store, where we came up with nothing as well. So, without heading to the West Van store (which is a bit of a prissy store if you ask me) and the Squamish store, we have officially purged the lower mainland of all Daltile bone subway tiles. And we don't think we have enough.
SIGH. So much for something being easy for once.