Thursday, April 26, 2007

Recipe: Worst. Dinner. Ever.

Okay, so I like to try new recipes, but this one is top of the list for one of the worst. Trevor described it as 'Tar Pork', and the recipe titled it 'Balsamic Sweet and Sour Pork'. It was done in the slow cooker and consisted of balsamic vinegar, brown sugar, molasses, soy sauce, etc. So basically a lot of brown ingredients. Who knew that when we came home from work this would be waiting for us:Mmmmmm?
BLEGH. It was so DRY that I could flake the pork into furry-like bits. And the taste was just odd. Not to mention the colour...on the plate it looked black ('Like something that had fallen through the barbeque grill and sat with the coals and cooked for three years' were Trevor's words).
Make again meter:
Kerry: NEVER. EVER.
Trevor: Still recovering.

Trevor's new toy

So it's been like Christmas at our house for the past day or so, Trevor's SUPERPLEXUS has arrived. I know...it sounds like some sort of brain disease, but it's this big plastic ball that has this intricate maze inside of it that you work a little ball around. He's been waiting for it for a month or so, and the minute the notice in the mail came, we were off like a shot to the post office ('screw the next day after one o'clock pick up!', I believe, were the exact words).

Jelly Soap

So imagine you're washing yourself with a piece of Jello. This is exactly what this soap from Lush is like. It smells nice and is VERY fun. And jiggly.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Green-ish Thumb

I used to kill more plants than anyone I knew a little while ago, and then I started listening to people and understanding why I was sentencing my plants to a quick death. I still have a bit of a 'survival of the fittest' attitude with things, but now I read the labels and do a little research on the plants before I move them in to the yard. And lo and behold...things don't die as much (or as quickly) anymore. Mind you, when you have a yard as large as a postage stamp, you sometimes don't notice when things kick it. Over the past week I've had handy Trevor put up the brackets for the MEGA baskets out front (damn those things are heavy), and I scored a bargain at Costco on two lilac bushes that look more like trees ($24 each!!!). I did have a spur-of-the-moment purchase of an Australian Mint Bush (and when I say it, it's more like Oustralllyun Meeeent Boosh -- Trevor says I sound constipated when I say it, LOL!). That had really nice small purple flowers on it...and well you can scratch what I said above there because I don't know a thing about that plant and just put it in a part of the garden that a lot of plants seem to do well in. The back yard. Freshly painted fence. I hate lattice.The inside of a tulip, in case you needed to know.
The jumbo basket. Still alive.
Front of the house. That bush needs to be fixed, the snow took a toll on it. Must add that to the list.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

It's a Trevor joke...

Q: What happens when you play a country music song backwards?
A: Your dog comes back, your wife comes back and your truck is fixed.

Made me laugh!

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Tip: Make friends with your vacuum sealer

I was sick and tired of throwing away hunks of cheese that had become hard and/or grew furry. So when I buy cheese now, I cut it down into smaller blocks and individually seal them. Voila! Stays good for a longggg time! (Although, don't do what I did the first time I grated some cheese and tried to vacuum seal it. It kind of comes out as a little cheesy blob. Not good.)

Recipe: Chicken Cheese Bake

All that organizing sure makes you hungry!

Chicken Cheese Bake
Serves 4-6

4 chicken breasts, cut in half (cooks quicker than full boobs)
1 can cream of chicken soup
1/2 cup milk
Any frozen veggies you have on hand
Stovetop stuffing
1-1/2 cups grated cheese (I used an aged cheddar and swiss)
Preheat oven to 350F. In the bottom of an oven safe casserole dish, dump the soup and milk, stir until most of the soup lumps are gone. Place chicken in dish (swirl around a bit to coat with soupy mix). Add veggies (I did a corn/peas/green beans mix). Prepare stuffing mix according to directions on the box (I did it in the microwave...why dirty up a pot?). Put stuffing on top, pop in the oven for 1 hour. In the last 10 minutes of cooking, put the cheese all over the top.
You should get something like this:
Ooooozy goodness!

Victory!

The junk drawer has been conquered at last! I took Cathy's advice (how could I not!?) and took things out and piled them in categories.
Looked a bit scary...but I sucked it up and got it done!
If you can believe it, there were THREE measuring tapes in that drawer, THREE old cell phones (and accompanying wires and pluggy-inny thingies), TWO cd players...the list goes on. I'll be either garage-selling those in the summer or recycling them at an electronics depot place. Phew! And now on to other places in the house!

Monday, April 16, 2007

It takes a village...

So here is the bain of my existence...the thorn in my paw. Yes, it's the JUNK DRAWER. It has now managed to become a huge monster-like mess, and seeing as I can no longer cram anything else into it (it most recently rejected a sunglasses case), it's time for drastic action.

Cue the One Organized Chick (http://oneorganizedchick.blogspot.com/)! Yes, I have climbed the the mountain to see the guru of all things sorted and in their place. Surely she will restore the peace and efficiency to this horrific scene:Stay tuned to see what happens!

Weekend Update

This weekend was a potpourri of tasks and goings-ons. Spring cleaning/purging met up with painting and renos. Trevor went to town on cleaning out the garage (aka: 'ManZone').(He told me not to put his picture on the blog, hence the 'Cops'-like blurring out of the suspect's head.)

Also, greenthumb-itis happened as well. This is usually diagnosed as the 'Hurrah! It's spring! Let's plant things!' attitude, which usually peters out to the 'Meh? Watering?' attitude by August. So here's to a good start!
Evidence of plants still being alive:
And I have a little friend who likes to visit/scare the crap out of me when I'm out in the yard: That's Riley, a big fluffy-bum cat that's really friendly. So friendly, in fact, that when I tried to take his picture he rubbed his face on the lens.

We also helped the Merriman clan move into their new house. Congrats to the new home owners!!! I'm still jealous of the peonies that they have in their yard. They are going to be HUGE!

Friday, April 13, 2007

Rice Burner


This made me laugh today!!! (From urbandictionary.com)

"What every 16-20 year old who's seen "The Fast and the Furious", or "2 Fast 2 Furious" is likely to drive. Usually running a ridiculous amount of negative wheel camber due to the car being lowered without getting an alignment done, wheels larger than can reasonably fit in the wheelwells (giving lots of tire rub), a 3 foot tall aluminum wing, under car neon tubing, "Type R" decals, a boost gauge (esp in a normally aspirated car), and has the overall appearance of an automobile onto which every advertiser in Super Street has barfed a part.

Required equipment includes a 5 inch exhaust tip on an otherwise stock exhaust system, a 4 million watt stereo system that, from outside the car, seems to do mothing other than vibrate the rear hatch glass, and every aftermarket gauge that the local Pep Boys carries (not necessarily connected to anything). Not to be confused with a "tuner car", which may be quite a bit faster than anything you've seen away from a racetrack.

My friend's sixteen year old brother had a really fast Chevelle, but fter seeing the Fast and the Furious, he traded it for a 17 second rice burner"

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Spring!

The tulips are popping up in the yard now.

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Recipe: Cheese-fake

Here's another recipe from the freebie Kraft magazine:

Fluffy 2-Step Cheesecake Minis

Prep: 10 min
Ready In: 3 hr 10 min
Serves: 12

12 NILLA Vanilla Wafers
1 pkg. (250 g) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened
1/3 cup sugar
2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping
1/4 cup flaked coconut, toasted

PLACE 1 wafer on bottom of each of 12 paper-lined muffin cups; set aside. Beat cream cheese and sugar in large bowl with electric mixer on medium speed until well blended. Add whipped topping; mix well. Spoon evenly into muffin cups.

COVER; refrigerate 3 hours or overnight. Sprinkle with coconut just before serving. Store leftover cheesecakes in refrigerator.

And my version...
Graham cracker crust (1 1/3 cup of cracker crumbs, 3 tbsp. sugar, 1/4 cup melted butter)
1 pkg. (250 g) PHILADELPHIA Cream Cheese, softened
1/3 cup sugar
2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping

Things I did wrong:
With the cracker crust I read the recipe wrong and did the 1 1/3 cup of cracker crumbs and 1 CUP OF SUGAR. Not sure how that's going to work out. I was wondering why the crust wasn't pressing into the little pan very well and why I had to keep on adding butter.

The 'I-don't-know-how-this-is-going-to-work-out' crust:
As a side note, my Kitchenaid mixer is my favorite kitchen appliance.
The questionable 'Cheese-fake':
Make again meter:
Unknown at this point.

Recipe: Meat Log


This is a recipe I got out of the latest Kraft freebie magazine that they mail out. I figured I'd give this one a shot.

'Weeknight Roll-up' - Their recipe

Prep: 15 min
Ready In: 40 min
Serves: 6

1 lb. (500 g) lean ground beef
4 slices bacon, chopped
1/2 cup chopped onions (about 1 small)
2/3 cup CHEEZ WHIZ
1 pkg. (235 g) refrigerated crescent dinner rolls


PREHEAT oven to 400°F. Cook ground beef, bacon and onions in large skillet on medium-high heat until ground beef is evenly browned, stirring occasionally. Drain; return meat mixture to skillet. Add Cheez Whiz; cook 5 min. or until completely melted, stirring frequently. Remove from heat; set aside.

UNROLL dough onto baking sheet sprayed with cooking spray. Press into 14x7-inch rectangle, firmly pressing seams and perforations together to seal. Top evenly with meat mixture. Roll up dough, starting at one of the long sides. Rearrange, if necessary, so roll is seam-side down on baking sheet.

BAKE 20 to 25 min. or until golden brown. Cut diagonally into six slices to serve.


'Weeknight Roll-up' aka 'Meat Log' - My version

I pkg. of ground turkey breast
1 medium onion, chopped
1/3 cup mix of leftover bbq sauce and Heinz 57 sauce
1/3 cup of Cheez Whiz (which I was a little hesitant about, 'Cheez Whiz? Are you serious?')
1 pkg. (235 g) refrigerated crescent dinner rolls

Same instructions as above, but I made the following mistakes:

1) Unrolled the dough onto the pan at the beginning thinking that it would save me time -- WRONG! It was all warm and gooey by the time the meat mix went on top, making rolling the 'log' up quite difficult.

2) Not putting the 'log' seam-side down. By the time I had managed to roll it into some sort of 'log' shape I was too busy swearing at it to try and flip it again. Not to mention the gooey dough was getting more gooey by the minute (thanks to the hot meat mix on top).


The cooked 'log'

The sliced 'log'
Make again meter:
Trevor - 8 out of 10
Me - 7 out of 10

Updates going on at home

Here's a few 'before' shots of a few of the rooms we have in progress right now for the big moulding and paint update of 2007. Let's hope this gets done before 2008.

The bedroom:
The second bathroom upstairs:

This baby can suck!

To truly appreciate the sucking power of the Dyson, you really have to try one for yourself. Satisfying!!!

This was only vacuuming the downstairs...and yes, I do vacuum once a week!

Before:
After:
AUGHHH!

The couch has arrived!

It's official! We can now seat 5 people in our family room. I came home early from work yesterday around 1pm and it was a good thing too, as the delivery guys called about 5 minutes later saying they were early. We had to do some serious prep work with moving the moulding to make sure the couch could be brought in.

Isn't that a nice dining/living room?

But it finally made it in!

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Recipe of the day

This is really good on a cold rainy day. I omit the frozen small whole onions, seems a bit like onion overload.

Chicken Stew with Biscuits - Barefoot Contessa Recipe

3 whole (6 split) chicken breasts, bone in, skin on
3 tablespoons olive oil
Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper
5 cups chicken stock, preferably homemade
2 chicken bouillon cubes
12 tablespoons (1 1/2 sticks) unsalted butter
2 cups chopped yellow onions (2 onions)
3/4 cup flour
1/4 cup heavy cream
2 cups medium-diced carrots (4 carrots), blanched for 2 minutes
1 10-ounce package frozen peas (2 cups)
1 1/2 cups frozen small whole onions
1/2 cup minced fresh parsley
For the biscuits:
2 cups flour
1 tablespoon baking powder
1 teaspoon kosher salt
1 teaspoon sugar
1/4 pound (1 stick) cold unsalted butter, diced
3/4 cup half-and-half
1/2 cup chopped fresh parsley
1 egg mixed with 1 tablespoon water, for egg wash

Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F.
Place the chicken breasts on a sheet pan and rub them with olive oil. Sprinkle generously with salt and pepper. Roast for 35 to 40 minutes, or until cooked through. Set aside until cool enough to handle, then remove the meat from the bones and discard the skin. Cut the chicken into large dice. You will have 4 to 6 cups of cubed chicken.

In a small saucepan, heat the chicken stock and dissolve the bouillon cubes in the stock. In a large pot or Dutch oven, melt the butter and saute the onions over medium-low heat for 10 to 15 minutes, until translucent. Add the flour and cook over low heat, stirring constantly, for 2 minutes. Add the hot chicken stock to the sauce. Simmer over low heat for 1 more minute, stirring, until thick. Add 2 teaspoons salt, 1/2 teaspoon pepper, and the heavy cream. Add the cubed chicken, carrots, peas, onions, and parsley. Mix well. Place the stew in a 10 x 13 x 2-inch oval or rectangular baking dish. Place the baking dish on a sheet pan lined with parchment or wax paper. Bake for 15 minutes.

Meanwhile, make the biscuits. Combine the flour, baking powder, salt, and sugar in the bowl of an electric mixer fitted with the paddle attachment. Add the butter and mix on low speed until the butter is the size of peas. Add the half-and-half and combine on low speed. Mix in the parsley. Dump the dough out on a well-floured board and, with a rolling pin, roll out to 3/8-inch thick. Cut out twelve circles with a 2 1/2-inch round cutter.

Remove the stew from the oven and arrange the biscuits on top of the filling. Brush them with egg wash, and return the dish to the oven. Bake for another 20 to 30 minutes, until the biscuits are brown and the stew is bubbly.

Note: To make in advance, refrigerate the chicken stew and biscuits separately. Bake the stew for 25 minutes, then place the biscuits on top, and bake for another 30 minutes, until done.

Tuesday, April 3, 2007

The girls

Here are the troublemakers. Chloe knocked the phone off the hook at 11:15pm last night. Hopefully no one received a weird phone call.

Waiting for the couch...

Well, we've taken the leap from loveseat zone to couch territory. After a long search for the perfect piece of furniture to work our ass grooves into (not to mention how long it took us to decide on fabric), we've picked out the Brewster sofa from Urban Barn.

We both ended up really liking the high arms and back on it, good to lean on and settle down for some extreme TV watching. Plus it doesn't have annoying fussy pillows that you have to fluff everytime you sit down and get up.

And we didn't get it in that horrible ultrasuede fabric that shows your bum prints (and that Trevor writes dirty messages on).

At least it won't look like this:

Next Monday between 2-4pm we'll be welcoming the new addition!