Coffee table quest

I'm in need of a coffee table for our living room. The last one we had was a *lovely* $30 pine Ikea version (circa 1992). That is long gone and we've just been living with a blank area of floor in the middle of the room. I've been scouring websites for inspiration, and there's not much out there that ships to Canada (boo) or that looks all that great (double boo).
What I have managed to find is the cream of the crop of UGLY coffee tables, which I'll share with you here:

This table screams 'I am a piece of pie!!!' to me. And a big yuck goes to the moving tabletop, and the colour.
This coffee table looks like a rolling cart, with the wheels chopped off. What's the point of having handles? Perhaps it's to steady yourself if there's a coffee table related mishap...
Ugh, another lifting table top. If I want a desk, I'll just buy a desk!
Is it a glass bug? Almost!
Oval...check. Glass...check. Fugly offset blue art palette-looking glass pieces...check, check and check.