1. Type well. At all.
2. Put on pants. (It takes a lot of bum-shimmy-ing.)
3. Tie your shoes.
4. Shower -- that extra hand helps...a lot.
5. Shave your underarms (As Trevor said, "Why can't you just go amazon on one side for a while?' LOL)
6. Put deodorant on -- well, one armpit is easy.
7. Floss. (I think I've found a solution with one of those hummingbird Oral B things.)
8. Change a toilet paper roll.
9. Put a seatbelt on.
10. Put a bra on (Trevor doesn't mind helping with that one AT ALL...lol. Although in his words it was, 'I'm only used to taking these things off!')
11. Ponytails. Trevor learned on that one too. (even though I thought I might be sporting a boppy side pony at one point)
12. Cleaning. Anything like cleaning a shower, washing dishes, that sort of thing. Darn. lol
So I'm just one big gimp at the moment. It still hurts like mad once the painkillers wear off (first thing in the morning I'm not a happy camper). Oh, for those who don't know, I managed to do this to myself cutting a matboard for a picture frame with a blade (boxcutter of sorts) and ruler. Add to that a slip, and you've got yourself a messy situation. I'll omit all the gory stuff, but it was bad enough for me to be really, really worried about losing part of my thumb.
Mentally I'm having a hard time forgetting about it. When I sit and space out for a bit it all comes back again in my head and the pit of my stomach drops out. *shiver* I think it will get better with some time. Today Trevor was putting in the linoleum in the basement and he had to use a blade like I did for cutting...I got the heeby-jeebies looking at it. I'm going to have one major fear of those things for a lonnnnng while.
Oh, and I'm not looking forward to seeing what's under all this gauze. Not one bit. *calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean*